You may know Kung Fu, but I know FUCK YOU!!!!

It started of with mocking gods

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:56:26 GMT

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

Damien says:
typical, doesn't even say hi to us.
Luke says:
gives a shit
Luke says:
NOT LEROY!!!
Damien says:
behold the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Luke says:
bff with Raptor Jesus
Damien says:
Alahsaurus FTW
Luke says:
Buddahpotimus
Damien says:
Ghaneshiphant
Damien says:
TIKI IDOL
Luke says:
Zeusopolis Now!
Damien says:
Thoradactyle
Luke says:
Lach ness Moses!
Damien says:
satanadiole
Luke says:
Masters of the Jehovahverse
Damien says:
Horuscats
Luke says:
Everybody loves Ra-mond
Damien says:
teenage mutant ninja isis
Luke says:
Qanza of the stone age
Damien says:
Hungry Hungry Haedes
Luke says:
Poseidoncat Dolls
Damien says:
Aries of our Lives
Luke says:
Chronusformers
Damien says:
luke sellars: This Is Your God
Luke says:
sellers!!
Luke says:
Ehecatl-Quetzalcoatl 25:17. The path of teh ritghtious man....
Damien says:
It's time to play Wheel Of Zenu
Luke says:
Juno, Juno, Juno - I made you out of clay
Damien says:
up on the hill was a lonely Seth
Luke says:
Shinto happens
Damien says:
get some Nut into ya
Luke says:
Jew talking to me? I said are Jew talking to me??!
Damien says:
the flying Nun.
Luke says:
Broke-Bacchus Mountain
Damien says:
Theres Something about Minerva
Luke says:
2 jews, a girl and a zionist place
Damien says:
Debbie Does Uranus
Luke says:
John the blasphemist
Damien says:
House of 1000 Jews
Luke says:
Lilith out loud
Damien says:
2 and a half cthulhu
Luke says:
The Sampsonites
Luke says:
Smells like teen Sodom
Damien says:
Jurassic Cock
Luke says:
WTF!!!! that's just porn!
Damien says:
your the one who went off the topic of gods
Luke says:
but it's like saying - Your mumma's so fat she's COCK!
Damien says:
OHHHHH HERE WE GO
Luke says:
yeah - you had to bring it down to your level didn't you
Damien says:
My level?!?!!, its your mumma who bringing it down
Luke says:
and your mumma is going down... on anyone, for change of a nickle
Damien says:
twice as much as yours who is still overcharging
Luke says:
My mother is a saint!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT HER!
Damien says:
she was until she took it in back
Luke says:
Baaaammm!!! yeah alright. but your mumma swollows so much cum - she can regrow her little titties using stem cells and vodka!
Luke says:
that doesn't make any sense
Luke says:
BUT I DON'T CARE!
Damien says:
IT makes about as much sense as this CARROT!
Luke says:
and we're done
Damien says:
Good Show

Russia???

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:24:40 GMT

Does any one else have random Russians adding them to LJ?

FOR CHU

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 09:18:18 GMT

I'm going to go postal....

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:00:09 GMT

First of all my wisdom teeth are causing massive amounts of pain and will need to be removed next week.

My 360 just shat itself, dead video card and is now an expensive paper weight. Spoke to microshaft tech support. It will take about 10 business days after receiving it to repair it, and around $130 because the warranty expired just over two months ago. I do get a new warranty to cover me for another 12 months though.

And to top it off i just got word that fallout 3 gets released today, and gears of war 2 to be released next week.

CRUSH!!!!
KILL!!!!!
DESTROY!!

Hmmm, get ready folks

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:31:45 GMT

So the Large Hadron collider will be fired up tonight. Granted we won't see any results for about a month or two as that is when the first reaction will take place, but I'd like to be prepared. All I can say is....

I'M READY

ZOMBIES COMIN' UP THE HELL RIGHT NOW......

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:26:46 GMT

Holy mother of fucking god, 2008 is the year of the ZOMBIES.

2 new zombie games have been announced for 2008.

Left 4 Dead: co-op zombie survival game, no plot other than you have a gun and that army of zombies wants to hurt you.

Dead Island: similar to left for dead except that the protagonist has to save his wife who is on a zombie infested island.

so I can only conclude this by saying:

SHOOT EM' IN THE HEAD, SHOOT EM' IN THE HEAD!!!!

Birthday RAVE!!!!!

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:02:16 GMT

There is a another Transmission on September the 27th.
Its a week after I turn 23, I want to celebrate my birthday there.

On top of that one of the DJ sets: BLUTONIUM BOY VS NEO.

FUCK YEAH!!!!

http://www.transmission.net.au/

This is why the pope cannot be trusted.

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:19:01 GMT

On the Left Darth Sidious. On the Right the current pope.

Notice anything?

Earthdance???

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:05:49 GMT

Hey guys, I was just checking out the earth dance website and there is no listing for a venue in Sydney. The other Australian venues from last year are listed, but no Sydney. Is there going to be an Earthdance in Sydney or will I have to go one 5 or 6 hours away?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:34:07 GMT

I just got rick rolled by a co-worker who is around 50.

I'm not sure what to make of this.

LOSE THE GAME: JUDGEMENT DAY

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:52:29 GMT

www.losethegame.com

For the geek in us all

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:27:15 GMT

lol

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:41:52 GMT

Holy Shit!!!!

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:02:30 GMT

My CEO just ask me to consider taking the team leader position once we start to build up the support team.

I think I'm in shock.

FUCK raving......

Mon, 19 May 2008 03:38:31 GMT

Doofing is fucking awesome. Went to Track 8 with Emily (driver), Conrad (navigator), Gina
(companion) and me (implosion).

We got to the site and wasn't actually that cold to begin with. As the night progressed I began to add more and more clothing to what I was wearing. By the end of the night I was still wearing my black fatigues. The top half of my body was cover by the following in this order, tank top, long sleeve jumper, hoodie, jacket.

There were a different mix of people from different walks of life, but there didn't seem to be anything barriers setup by people to keep others away. Everyone was so relaxed, and there were no issues with people acting like assholes. It was a really easy going vibe.

The Music was fucking awesome. The set out of the dancefloor was excellent. And my god Doofers can dance all night. The music was still going when we left at about 1pm and people were still dancing.

All in all a good experience, except that there were no toilets except the bush, thank god I stopped eating when it hit 5pm.

D2 LoD attempt 1

Wed, 07 May 2008 00:16:50 GMT

Myself, Seth and Aitken had a game last night, and a pretty good one. If anyone wants to join just jump on msn at around 9pm each night to see who's playing.

I think Borat put it best:

Diablo 2 + LoD expansion

Tue, 06 May 2008 06:02:48 GMT

I was just thinking about Diablo 2 and that it would be good to start playing it online again. Is anyone up for re-installing giving it a go?

I just picked up GTA 4

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:10:34 GMT

The special edition version is epic.
Now all that is left for me to do is count down the hours till home time.

Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:20:47 GMT

Louis this is not my batman glass.

I wish i never found this. I love stargate, but who ever made this needs to die.

Faking interest

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:18:03 GMT

How do you fake interest when it goes against you own (twisted and seemingly fucked up) moral fiber?

I have issue with pretending to be interested, I just can't do it because it makes me feel hypocritical. This woman I work with is annoying with a personality that is about as likable as nails on a chalkboard. She showed around pictures of her newborn child and I had to bite my tongue, swallow my pride and say that its a nice child (my emotion sounded so forced).

I had to really stop myself from saying that the baby is very nice looking chest bursting alien, now where's my flame thrower?

lol

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:24:09 GMT

whats happened???

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:41:33 GMT

Something doesn't feel right today. I don't know what it is but there is something wrong with today, nothing seems to be moving like it should.

It could just be my imagination, or that working 3 weeks straight (weekends included) without a break is starting to take it's toll and i'm having a mental break down.

You are never alone, and yet so very alone.

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 07:44:26 GMT

Being in Darwin sucks arse right now. Tried calling friends and gf, but no one is answering their phone.

If feel so isolated from everyone.

On a lighter note, I got drunk last night with 3 co workers who are also here working on site with me. Getting drunk was interesting, and i lol'd a lot when one of the poms was getting hit by a chick who referred to sex as "The other dance floor". She was a random and a tad bit crazy. Operation 'ditch crazy random' was put into effect, operation was executed without a hitch.

Currently watching sponge bob in my hotel room as i write this, and apparently you don't need a license to drive a sandwich.

Now there was a point to this, oh yeah, some one talk to me.

Damn, you're ugly.......

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:57:13 GMT

Well I guess it wasn't a hoax. The new Duke Nukem trailer was loaded up last night and it looks pretty......

Your face and your ass, whats the difference?????

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:24:10 GMT

I was just scanning through the internets and found this interesting piece of information.

Does this man look familar???

According to multiple websites Duke Nukem Forever is back in development and a new trailer is due out today. I know after 10 years since development started that I shouldn't get my hopes up, but come on its Duke Nukem.

I will be awaiting the upload of the trailer constantly clawing at the refresh key. If no trailer is uploaded by Saturday I will know it was a hoax.